fun words my friend Joren made up

Stobven (pronounced STOWB-ven with the "bv" semi-silent): The feeling you get or the actual instance when you, for example, open a bag of chips fully expecting freshness but are disappointed with a stale chip.

Treftoni (tref-TOW-nee): The act or instance of individuals encountering one another in a narrow hallway, whereupon mental and physical confusion ensues relating to the manner in which the individuals will pass one another resulting in a brief tango.

Sphensil (sf-IN-sul): The awkward gap between the teller of a witty joke and the person who doesn't get it.

Coitro (COO - trow): The feeling when a familiar person approaches your presence from a distance that is too far to say something but too close to not to keep eye contact.

Pontassel (pond - TASSEL): An overall great experience.

Strupend(STREW - pend): the experience held while driving to meet a friend (running slightly late)whereupon each stoplight encountered achieves a light red per stop light cycle.

Shadlock - (SHAD - lock): the unfortunate experience of parellel parking in which case one returns to his/her car and finds that the owner of the car in front of and behind the owners vehicle have parked too close for comfort

All by Joren Dunnavent